WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE BEST?

This is equally good!!! Where do you belong in the seventeen? Perhaps you never knew how you were perceived by your colleagues at work; here is an opportunity for you to discuss these categories with one of your friends in case you still do not know where you belong after reading.

For me, an astonishing part of this article is that someone took out time to put it together for the benefit of you and I. what have you done to benefit this human race?

Rise up today and do something! Nothing is too small, every little helps as TESCO supermarket would say.

Even after reading, per adventure you do not like your category; it is not too late to do something. It is the essence of information, so get informed it and work on yourself.

HAPPY READING!!!

The flirty one, the spy and the party animal: 17 people you will find in every office

Duncan Lindsay for Metro.co.ukSunday 29 Mar 2015 12:56 am

There’s always one (Picture: Getty)

Many people spend more of their life at work than anywhere else so it’s natural that you will get to know the people in your office very quickly indeed.

And while there are plenty of unique people who are too awesome to fit into any category, there is always at least one of the following anywhere you work.

How many do you recognise?

And which one are you?

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1. The eager to please one

Bless them, they’ll do anything for brownie points whether it’s missing lunch or being the last to leave at the end of the shift. They will pipe up at every meeting just so the boss notices them and might not even feel comfortable calling the manager by their first name.

2. The work avoider

They have developed the most genius way of looking busy without actually achieving anything. Their social media is most active during work hours.

3. The bossy one with no real authority

Yeah, there is always one who likes to throw their weight around when they are the same rank as everyone else. Best just to let them have their moment.

4. The one who makes you cringe with what they say

This is the guy who will start a sentence with ‘I’m not racist but…’

5. The overly flirty one

Have they heard of personal space?

6. The clumsy one

If you sit beside this person, expect a spilled cup of tea at least once a day. Sorry is their most used word in the English vocabulary.

7. The work spy

Nice to your face but everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, gets fed back to the manager in an email at the end of the day entitled ‘Update’

8. The joker

Everything is a laugh when this person is around. Unless everyone is staying late at a training session and the banter is holding everyone up.

9. The IT phobe

How can you work in an office if you can’t find the on button on your computer? Also, ensure you get any printing done before their shift starts. Chances are that the Lexmark will have an ‘out of order’ sign on it soon.

10. The noisy eater

The one that makes lunchtime sheer hell.

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11. The party animal

The person who comes in rough every morning with exciting tales of dancing, drink and debauchery to regale everyone with, making you feel bad that the biggest thrill of your night was finding two chunks of chicken in your microwave meal.

12. The quiet one

They tend to blend in but their air of mystery is intriguing and everyone suspects that they become a little bit insane once they leave the building.

13. The sensitive one

Your heart drops when you have to point out that they have made a mistake in case they burst into tears.

14. The one who works to rule

They check their contract after every request from management and would make an absolutely fantastic union rep.

15. The downright miserable one

They hate their job. They hate their colleague. They seem to hate everything.

16. The incessant chatterer

It’s pretty hard to concentrate when this person is regaling you with every single thing they said on the phone to their mum last night.

17. The desperate for romance one

Usually also the one that gives TMI when they do finally get some too.

 

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IT DOES WORK!!!!

Hello my readers, today, we have a very informative article for people who intend to stay healthy in order to be alive to carry out their divine purposes.

Just like the saying goes, “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”. Today, we are being taught that “spinach doesn’t just give you bulging muscles – it also gives you extra brainpower, The brains of those who ate leafy greens, such as spinach and kale, were found to age more slowly.”

 I know that most of our children these days do not like to eat greens. Parents are encouraged to teach their children the health benefits of eating green.

For most and anything in life we need a young brain to actualise purpose in it. With a young brain you can think smart and better!!!!

No matter how disgusted you used to be about spinach, now is the time to start loving it!!!

Have a rethink and become a green/Spinach lover. Share this article with your family and friends and help someone grow eleven (11) years younger today.

HAPPY READING……..

 

Why helpings of spinach a day can knock 11 years off you

Alison Lynch for Metro.co.ukWednesday 1 Apr 2015 8:01 am

Popeye has long been trying to persuade us of its magical properties.

But, spinach doesn’t just give you bulging muscles – it also gives you extra brainpower apparently.

A 10-year study has found that people who eat 1-2 portions of the green stuff a day had the minds of people 11 years younger.

Researchers from Rush University in Chicago, questioned 950 men and women about their diet.

The volunteers, who had an average age of 81, then took part in a series of mental tests over a period of 10 years.

The brains of those who ate leafy greens, such as spinach and kale, were found to age more slowly.

It is believed to be the result of the high levels of vitamin K, folate (or vitamin B9), and the natural colourings lutein and beta-carotene in the veg.

Researchers concluded that eating more greens could help protect against the onset of Alzheimer’s.

At the Experimental Biology Conference in Boston this week, Lead researcher Martha Clare Morris said: ‘Losing one’s memory or cognitive abilities is one of the biggest fears for people as they get older.

‘Since declining cognitive ability is central to Alzheimer’s disease and dementias, increasing consumption of green leafy vegetables could offer a very simple, affordable and non-invasive way of potentially protecting your brain from Alzheimer’s disease and dementia,’ she added.

So listen to mum and keep eating those greens kids.

 

THE DEVIL HERSELF!!!

When we read articles such as this, we wonder what the world is turning to. This kind of article goes deep to show that if you and I don’t rise up to do something, the world will not be habitable for human beings any more and very soon.

How could a woman do this to kids? What blood runs through her vain? what future is she instilling in their memory? Child abuse is not what this is called, it is child molestation and child destruction.

Let us say No to what  satan is doing in the world and walk as one to bring down God’s kingdom, that this world may be heaven on earth for everyone.

Enjoy reading with me!!!

Yoga instructor gets drunk at bar mitzvah, gets kids to fondle her breasts and gives boy blowjob

Ollie McAteer for Metro.co.ukSunday 29 Mar 2015 3:58 pm

Lindsey Radomski (Picture: Scottsdale Police Department)

It was a bar mitzvah to remember.

Yoga instructor Lindsey Radomski, 32, got completely trashed at the ceremony in Scottsdale, US, let a bunch of kids touch her boobs and gave one boy a blowjob, it has been alleged.

The Arizona woman faces abuse and sexual misconduct charges.

She reportedly flashed adult guests at the bar mitzvah before walking over to a pool and talking with boys aged 11 to 15.

Many of the guests had gone home or fallen asleep when Radomski allegedly got the boys to play with her breasts.

Sergeant Ben Hoster said: ‘It’s definitely an odd case. We’ve never seen a case like this before. You have an adult, and you have so many juveniles – we’re just concerned for the kids.’

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THE SIGNS ARE REAL

In today's article we have two different signs of the end time. Could this really be it or is it one of those things that is bound to happen in life?

Whichever the case, I believe that this is real!!! And the first thing that drops in my heart is this question, 'what have you done while on earth?’

This is a question we all need to ponder on because there is a crown for good works too. More to that, there is a joy of fulfilment at death for those who left a mark behind before the last day.

Enjoy reading with me and ask yourself the same question before it is too late. There are additional questions that could arise from stories like this, please ask them and walk towards answering them, the time is near.

Sheep gives birth to what looks like 

the Antichrist

Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukMonday 30 Mar 2015 3:36 pm

Perhaps Zayn Malik leaving One Direction really WAS a sign of the Apocalypse.

A sheep has given birth to a lamb with an evil-looking face which may well be the Antichrist, just as the book of Revelations foretold.

Then again, it may just be a really, really ugly sheep.

Blasius Lavrentiev, 45, from the village of Chirka close to Dagestan in southwest Russia, said, ‘We had quite a tough winter and when I noticed she was pregnant I was delighted as it meant I would be able to sell the lambs and start making some money again.

But when I went down to see how it was going I nearly died from shock when I saw what looked like the hairy face of an old man staring up at me.

Villager Dana Mishina, 56, said: ‘She terrifies my grandchildren.

If the lamb DOES turn out to be the Antichrist, we should expect an apocalyptic battle between the forces of good and evil, followed by the sheep being thrown into a lake of fire to burn forever.

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HERE IT IS AGAIN……

Here we read of a story of an animal which against all odds gives herself a quality life. How many of us when there is a disability in our lives learn to give ourselves quality lives and be a blessing to others? If we have found it hard to learn from those around us, this beautiful article may be helpful.

You can hear from the owner by clicking on the link online.

Read through and be challenged to leave your comfort zone!!! Say a Big No to those things that looks like a limitation to your success and achievement. If you have the spirit of God in you, you have no limits. Rise up today and go for that dream, no one and nothing can stop you unless you stop yourself.

Take an example from this dog and be inspired. Get your own artificial limb today and walk into your success.

Enjoy reading!!!

Dog whose four frost-bitten paws were chopped off by owner learns to walk on artificial limbs

Ollie McAteer for Metro.co.ukSunday 29 Mar 2015 9:53 pm

Top of Form

Bottom of Form

A dog whose four paws were chopped off by his owner after getting frost bite has learnt how to walk on artificial limbs. 

The two-year-old rottweiler from Loveland, US, is one of the only dogs in the world to have four prosthetics.

And he’s bounding around just months after the awful incident

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Laura Aquilina, Brutus’ foster mom, told KDVR: ‘He just has these little peg legs to get around on and he does a pretty good job.

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It is Laura’s hope that Brutus will enjoy a new lease of life once he’s fully adapted to his fake legs.

THE ACT OF GRATITUDE

Hello dear readers, sorry, I have been away hence some lapses in my updates. Today we have very a funny and fascinating article to read. Please do not be carried away by the amusement, but let the article speak to you.

For me, I have two simple angles from which this article speaks to me; the acts of the dogs/cats (animals) described here, is an example of the word “gratitude”. The animals showed that they were grateful to the woman for feeding them while she was alive.

The question that quickly comes to my mind is that, as Easter is approaching now, how many of us know that like this woman, Jesus went to the cross for us? And like the dogs, acknowledge it and make this period a season of saying thank you, by going down the road with Jesus, rejoicing in His resurrection and turning from our wicked ways?

Another way the article speaks to me is; like the saying, “one good turn deserves another”, how good are you to your neighbour and those around you? If dogs could show a sign of gratitude to the deceased because she fed them while she was alive, how much more will  human beings be there for us at the times of our need if when we show them love now?

These are food for thought for the season.

There are many more lessons that could be learnt from this article that will enable us remember our place as Christians and as Human beings. Read with me and transform your views in life for the best.

 

Stray dogs in Mexico turn up at the funeral of the woman who fed them

Nicholas Reilly for Metro.co.ukFriday 27 Mar 2015 7:23 pm

The dogs showed up at the funeral of Margarita Suarez (Picture: Patricia Urritia)

These photos show the heart-breaking moment that a group of stray dogs attended the funeral of a woman who regularly fed them.

Margarita Suarez, from Merida, Mexico, fed up to 20 stray cats that gathered at her door every morning, and would also take food for the stray dogs she encountered on the streets.

The dogs only left when Margarita Suarez was being prepared for cremation (Picture: Patricia Urritia)

According to Misiones Online, her health took a turn for the worse at the beginning of March, and she moved to the city of Cuernavaca, before passing away a short time after.

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Her daughter, Patricia Urrutia, has said that the animals began to arrive at the funeral home where her mother’s body was being kept, and it was initially believed that the dogs were local to the area, and welcomed at the home.

But workers at the funeral home denied any knowledge of the animals, and on the day of Suarez’ funeral, the dogs followed behind the hearse, and even returned to the funeral home, only leaving when her body was prepared for cremation.

WHAT ARE THEY TURNING OUR UNIVERSITIES TO?

I generally avoid commenting on things of this nature, but for the purpose of parents and some naïve students, I think it is necessary to bring this to your attention.

Here is what a university lecturer showed to her first year students. How else would you describe this, my dear readers? Is this what we send our children to learn at school? In a renowned school at that!

I have deleted the pictures attached to it because I couldn’t even look at it. You may visit the site if you wish to have a look at the pictures.

As usual, my most concern for things like this is that, I believe that if we are all playing our part in the work of the Kingdom, demons of this nature will not have a place to operate. That they have taken this into the education system means a lot for this nation.

Let us arise today and help to say No to what will hinder the growth of the next generation by playing our good part.

Read with me and be provoked to act!!!

 

University lecturer shows new students naked video of her urinating and masturbating on stage

Alistair Potter for Metro.co.ukWednesday 25 Mar 2015 2:50 pm

A group of first year university drama students have described the ‘surreal’ and ‘weird’ moment they were shown a graphic video featuring their lecturer naked, masturbating and urinating – all in the name of art.

Lauren Barri-Holstein, a PhD student and performance artist, showed the clip as part of an introduction to their latest drama module at Queen Mary University, east London.

Originally designed as promotional material for her controversial stage show Splat!, Ms Barri-Holstein’s ‘extreme’ video left several students shocked, according to The Tab.

University PhD student and lecturer Lauren Barri-Holstein on stage in Splat! (Picture: The Famous / Vimeo)

‘I honestly didn’t know how to react,’ one unnamed student told the student publication. ‘I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look her in the eye in person, it’s just weird.

‘It’s not even the fact we saw her lady parts, it’s the fact I literally have no idea how the clip was in any way related to this module.

‘It was just so extreme and I don’t understand why it was in any way necessary.’

The show is described as ‘feminist performance art concerned with the female body’ and features backing music by Leona Lewis and Nicole Scherzinger.

In the most powerful scenes, Ms Barri-Holstein is pictured pushing a condom out of her vagina, masturbating with a sword into another actress’ mouth, and swinging naked from the roof of the theatre covered in stage blood.

WARNING: Full video contains adult content and scenes some may find distressing

Despite the video’s controversial content, Ms Barri-Holstein was praised by another second-year student who called her ‘amazing’ and advised new students ‘not to be scared off by how open she is’.

Splat! features graphic female nudity, and scenes of urination and masturbation (Picture: The Famous LBH / Splat! / Vimeo)

‘Splat! is shocking and all, but it’s not completely without reason,’ they added.

Metro is awaiting comment from Ms Barri-Holstein and Queen Mary University

 

TOO MUCH SLEEP

Moderation is the answer to everything done in this life. Too much of anything is BAD! We have discussed the need for a nap the last time, in order that we do not burn out or die of tiredness but there again, when we sleep for too long, there seems to be consequences.

The research shows that it is good to sleep for a minimum of 6 hours maximum of 8 hours and not more during night times, in order to live long. I will not say much about sleeping for less than 6 hours because I know that anyone who constantly sleeps for less than 6 hours will realise at some point that they need more rest.

However, I believe that a person that sleeps for more than 8 hours daily is sleeping their lives away. How many hours do we have a day? A little sleep and a little slumber is the recommendation in life. It is said in an adage that those with dreams do not sleep; else they will sleep their dreams away.

Beware of sleeping for more than 8 hours as an adult on a daily basis, use your day to plan towards your next goal and walk your way to achieving it. But remember to take a 45 minutes nap at least during the day.

Imagine this simple calculation: A person that is 70 years old that has slept for about 9 hours a day plus nap actually slept has actually slept for 26.25 years of his life, almost half his/her life. If we do more than that, what time have we got to achieve our dreams?

Thanks to those taking their time to do this research for our benefit. What are you doing to help the next person? Are you fulfilling your calling daily? Paul reminded us 2 Timothy 1:9 that we are called with a holy call. What are you called to?

Arise today and do something. Everyone needs your contribution to this life!!!

 

Sleeping more than eight hours a night can kill you

Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukWednesday 25 Mar 2015 8:54 am

 

 

Too much of this can kill you (Picture: Getty Images)

Many of us spend our lives worrying we don’t get enough sleep – but sleeping too much could be even more dangerous.

University of Warwick researchers analysed 16 studies including sleep data for more than a million people.

Professor Franco Cappuccio found that people who sleep more than eight hours are at risk of dying earlier than those who sleep for six to eight hours.

Professor Cappuccio looked at long-term studies analysing the mortality of people according to how much they slept.

After ten years, 12% of people who slept less than six hours had died – but 30% of those who slept more than eight hours had died.

The increase in risk of death is equivalent to drinking several cups of coffee per day, the researchers warned.

Cappuccio corrected his data to account for people who are depressed, or using sleep medication – and believes that people who sleep more than eight hours per night may have a serious underlying illness which is causing them to sleep longer.

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